Weirdest thing: I'm reading Harry Potter #6 right now. Just as Dumbledore and Harry were attempting to retrive the Horcrux and an Inferi had popped out of the water -- BOOM!! -- musket fire went off about 200 yards from where I was sitting. Scared the crap out of me. The man in the long over coat and three point hat had gunsmoke all around him and I thought, "Well, this is what you get for sitting in the middle of a field near the old Battle of Lexington and Concord marching trail in Minuteman National Park while reading Harry Potter."